Extremely Official Excuse Generator

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For when “I don't want to” needs a little paperwork.
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01 / Pick your predicament36 excuses on file

02 / Your official statementWRK — 001

My laptop has entered its quiet quitting era, and I'm respecting its boundaries.

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